Swordmaster Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

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In a quarter of the world concealed behind your own reflection, a congregation of marshmallows, their surfaces marred by faint cracks, prepare a festival with a solemnity bordering on despair. It is held each year to commemorate the flying spaghetti monster, whose existence is both a comfort and an accusation that no one dares to question.