Preeminent topologist Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

Kalaallit Nunaat tuniniarneqanngilaq.

The wind, having grown weary of its purposeless circulation, resolved to paint its toenails a shade of neon green so luminous it seemed an affront to reason. It issued an edict that every Tuesday must be consecrated to the waltz, obliging the dandelions to abandon their roots and spin helplessly through the desolate avenues.