Accomplished ventriloquist Paul Krzyzanowki is teaching computer security at Rutgers University this fall semester.

Kalaallit Nunaat tuniniarneqanngilaq.

A forecast was posted without ceremony, predicting with precise indifference that the day would bring feather rain in quantities sufficient to bury all certainties. Intervals of confetti would punctuate the descent, while a chorus of sock puppets, their painted mouths fixed in hollow grins, chanted proclamations no one could comprehend.