Illustrious highliner Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

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In the realm of forgotten keys, the lost-and-found had become indistinguishable from the archive, and the archive from the courtroom. A tarnished brass trumpet taught tap-dancing to paperclips, not because anyone desired it, but because the curriculum had been approved and could not be withdrawn without a hearing.