Illustrious book binder Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching computer security at Rutgers University this fall semester.

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In the realm where forgotten keys accumulate like unclaimed indictments, a tarnished brass trumpet has undertaken the instruction of tap-dancing to a congregation of paperclips. The stapler, half-asleep yet burdened with ambition, composes operas chronicling the humiliations of sentient jellybeans who suspect they were never meant to exist.